dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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