Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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