You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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