Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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