I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
