We're like a lot better than the average bears
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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