We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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