I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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