Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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