i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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