dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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