Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
