Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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