If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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