so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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