There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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