Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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