we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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