as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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