Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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