Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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