Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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