Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wish you could order shots online.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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