I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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