Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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