I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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