Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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