This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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