Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dicks are not precious.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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