at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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