Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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