Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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