If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
