she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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