dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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