OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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