please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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