he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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