So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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