Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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