is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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