I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Little spoons don't ask big questions
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You were trust falling into bushes
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
