i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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