I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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