No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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