We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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