Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
