I just saw a hot homeless man
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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