You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
