i already hear my dad disowning me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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