I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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