Cold hands, warm shart.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
