omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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