So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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