My hand turned me down
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
